Surprise! Many of Our Readers are Virgins: The KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag

We’ve got a special treat today, readers.  Not one, not two, but THREE emails about people who have survived into their mid-twenties with their virginity intact.  I know what you’re thinking: Whoa!  There are die-hard football fans who consult a toilet-humor blog for sex advice that AREN’T popular with the ladies?  Welp, it’s true, and it’s all after the jump — along with quests for threesomes, foursomes, and getting gays to play for the other team.  As usual, very few people display the ability